You haven't experienced real adventure till you've lived with a man whose off the wall humor is like taking a ride on the world’s fastest roller coaster! One fine shortened story from pg 10 of this book is a great example of the craziness one an expect from Dancing Wind’s husband.....
THE VITAMINS FROM HELL
When Missal asked me how I liked my new vitamins I blurted out, “I’m sending those vitamins back!” Surprised by this he remarked, “I thought you liked them because it helps keep your weight down.” Once I collected my thoughts I explained, “When I took them in the 1980’s they tasted just fine. Now it has artificial flavors and it taste like sewer sludge!” I’ve tried it in apple juice, blueberry juice and orange juice. I even made a banana milk shake with it! No matter what I’ve tried, it tastes bad in everything!” Missal flashed me a lopsided grin and asked, "Have you tried it in Drano?"
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Dancing Wind's literary pursuits began at age 8, by age 10 she won the first of many writing contests. The passion for writing has been enjoyed by family members for hundreds of years including Edgar Rice Burroughs, who wrote Tarzan. Dancing Wind has done freelance writing for women's and singles magazines s well as newspapers.
Book: Autographed copy.
Author: Dancing Wind.
Pubished By: Golden Soft Wind Publications.
Your payment should be payable to Golden Soft Wind Publications
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